cressida Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 there was a dentist called Frankenstein, my ex-husband used to go to him - but not for long, I refrained from asking him if he'd ever done time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khanme Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I know a women who used to coming shopping at a store I used to for for and who would use her credit card to buy stuff with the name: I (Irene) Drinkwater. Could not stop smirking at "I Drinkwater" each time she came shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeaFan Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 The opticians in Kensington I used to work in gave us: Mrs. Wookie Elizabeth Kitkat (true, honest) Miss J. Izem Miss W a n k a Mr. Birdsong Michelle Hunnybun Mrs. Cave-Brown-Cave (inbred? the aristocracy?) In Sheffield there is a Sharon Fackett. Particularly amusing for people from Essex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bago Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 pmsl. I once knew a Pratt. There is an entry in the Singapore telephone directory under the name of Fuk u. Oh, this is really bad. I don't think their parents would've thought of the English translation ! 'Fuk' or 'Fxxk' is a really good word/character in Chinese apparently. It means something like 'blessed' or 'blessing'. So you find a lot of names like this. With surnames first, in Chinese: Li, Man Fuk Chan, Fuk Ho In English, with surnames first: Man Fuk, Li Fuk Ho, Chan LOL..... *ahem* Hm... never thought of it like this before. Definitely not ever gotten use this word if I have kids ! lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingpang Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 i spoke to a guy called mr wang at work the other day and i managed to keep a straight face when he told me his name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chumley Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 My Physics Teacher was Bob Hill. I'm sure I'm just being thick, but I'm missing something here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 A bloke who came to the check-out and paid with a credit card where I used to work was called ................Mustapha ****e. Yes, its true! Where I work now at a call centre, we gets lots of people with funny names. Once I had a woman calling who was called Mrs Sucking.....................only problem was, someone who had "set her up" previously as a new customer had replaced the "S" with an "F". I suspect they did it on purpose - although sometimes S and F sound very similar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thursday Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 We once had a Florence Lawrence in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry O Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I once noticed an entry in the Phone Directory for a Mr Wan. K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePolo Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I work with a woman called Kerry who married a Mr Kerry, so now she is Mrs Kerry Kerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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