rubydazzler Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I'm shivering in fear now ... I hope I get a lump of sugar ... I don't like coal very much ... well, insofar as it's black it's ok, but the dust gets up my nose and makes me sneeeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarby Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I'm shivering in fear now ... I hope I get a lump of sugar ... I don't like coal very much ... well, insofar as it's black it's ok, but the dust gets up my nose and makes me sneeeze. I'm shivverin too......... wish someone would put the heating on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Name- melthebell Verdict: Naughty Reason: Melthbell has been saying “I’ll get my coat” all year long. But has instead been getting other peoples coat's (sneaky, eh?) and selling them in his shop “Coats!, Coats!, Coats!”. He has so far made 3.2 million pounds Suggested Present: He owes us a lump of Coal Well, whatever youre on Ill have some of it. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Well, whatever youre on Ill have some of it. !! i sold em it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_pie Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 He’s one of the rarer ones from the nice column Name- Rubydazzler Verdict: Nice Reason: Rubydazzler has been a tireless crusader against the twin armies of the “Dark Lord Jim Davidson” from the West and the “Black Wizard Chris De Burgh” from the East. Together these two pillars of evil have killed millions, but Rubydazzler and her band of orks, elves, barbarians and people who have one eyebrow slightly higher than the other; charged them in the battle of “Woodseats-End” and banished them from these lands forever. She’s also been nice to small dogs this year. Suggested Present: A Flux Capacitor (great scott!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coretext Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Where am I on the list. I just want to point out to Santa, that I've finally completed my search for the world's tallest dwarf and that I feel its importance to humanity especially to short people everywhere mean that I deserve to be on the nice list! (No offence to anyone that this may or may not cause offence to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenta Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Those lists aren't fair, where's the naughty but nice list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubydazzler Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Awww! I wuv oo super-pie! It's just what I've always wanted How does it work btw ... But quite honestly the only small dog, I've been nice to this year was a really cute one called Matt but if it got me a Flux Capacitor, the heartbreak was worth it, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_pie Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 I just want to point out to Santa, that I've finally completed my search for the world's tallest dwarf Yes but you’re not telling us the full story are you? Name- coretext Verdict: Naughty Reason: Coretext runs a freak sideshow of the weird, amazing and marvelous. He treats them very poorly, and often will only feed them store-brand cornflakes, while he eats his Kellogg variety, in front of there poor weeping eyes. This year he has captured (yes, you read that correctly, captured!), the worlds shortest giant, the worlds darkest albino, the countrys most vertical being, and a man who can only smell regrets and taste embarrassing childhood memories Email him for details, he charges 79p for entry (and £20.56 for exit) Suggested Present: The worlds lumpiest piece of coal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_pie Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 Those lists aren't fair, where's the naughty but nice list? Name- kittenta Verdict: Naughty Reason: Kittenta has a deep deep hatred of people from the French city of Nice. She is always saying that they are naughty (but Nice). There is no good reason for this attitude, as the people from this charming city are both pleasant, charming and proud of there cities long history dating back to 5th century BC. She also refuses to believe in Eskimos. Suggested Present: La Lump De Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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