cosywolf Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 My iron says: "WARNING: Do not iron clothes whilst wearing them" The thing is, the warning's only there because some daft plank will have injured themselves while trying to iron a shirt they were wearing. Would have loved to see the nurse's face when they turned up at A&E with that injury! LMAO, that is truly special! I'm sure I heard about someone campaigning to have warning labels removed from things. The argument runs a liitle along the line that warning labels are interfering with the Darwinian tenet of Survival of the Fittest, and removing the labels may help to start weeding out the really stupid people again, thus saving mankind from a future of being over run by them!! :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathom Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 What about the most obvious one? I've just picked up me ciggies and it says "SMOKING KILLS". No Sh*t, Sherlock?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinger Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 they have to put all sorst of daft warnings in now because off the ideiot american hu was drivin in a camper van and put cruise controle on then got up went in the back and made some coffie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselbabe Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 On my daughter medicine that is made for children only says, Do not drive or operate machinery. maybe that one is for the young joy riders ? On a number one 3d Birthday card my sister got last year for our one year old neice said on the back in small print, not recomended for children under 36 months. And sleeping tablets i once took that i had to take at night said. may cause drowsiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dramadiva Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 And sleeping tablets i once took that i had to take at night said. may cause drowsiness. think they must have been the same as mine! I had some which said that!. I also like all these different types of beer! For example Grolsh is advertised as dutch - but if you look on a bottle it's made in Burton on Trent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dramadiva Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 oh and this wasn't so much of a product warning but a daft sign. We were in a caravan at Haven (Mablethorpe) and there were 2 signs next to each other, the first saying 'in case of fire contact office', the second said 'office hours 8am-5pm!' So don't try to burn the place down after 5pm!...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcher Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 A stripey towel that I own says "wash dark colours separately" Presumably I have to cut it into bits before I can wash it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudybay Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Last year, a colleague of mine succumbed to pester power and bought a Hamster for one of her children. It came complete with an instruction manual, how to feed, what religion it was, that kind of stuff but the killer was in the final paragraph of the leaflet..........'Do not place in microwave' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dramadiva Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Ha!!!! LMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam1984 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 In Tesco and Co-op's Soya milk, the allergy advice sections on the back of the cartons helpfully tells you 'Contains Soya'....well I never! I can remember reading a list of these in The Sun a few years back and one on a knife packet from Japan or Korea said 'Warning keep out of children' !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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