Ashcroft Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 warning fire can kill.....on a box of matches. very sharp keep away from children........stanley blades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessSam Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 On the instructions with a George Foreman grill it said 'Do not use in shower' and on my ghd's there's a little symbol version of the same...it makes me sad that I can't cook chicken and straighten my hair while showering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam1412 Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 On the instructions with a George Foreman grill it said 'Do not use in shower' and on my ghd's there's a little symbol version of the same...it makes me sad that I can't cook chicken and straighten my hair while showering The sad thing is that someone probably was rushing to get ready for a night out so tried to cook some burgers at side of show and electrocuted them selves!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davyboy Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 This was printed on a pack of sandpaper I bought the other day. Please use this product responsibly. Other than using to wipe your b*m what would be an irresponsible use of this product? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy266 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 On the wash label on a tee shirt I bought in India: FINE PRINT Hand wash separately, use gentle suds Do not scrub print or beat the s**t out of the garment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Shaw Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 There's a brand of sleeping tablets- I cannot remember the name- which has a packet warning "May Cause Drowziness". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernStar Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I once bought a new shirt and on reading the label I was highly delighted to find the statement 'Made in Heaven' written on it. Trade descriptions act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squiggs Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Remember those rubbish packs of 4 C60 cassettes that the pound shops used to stock? The ones that used to tie themselves in knots around the heads and rollers of your tape deck. I once bought a pack that said in typical "Engrish" "This cassette tape is most engineered to give excellent hearing to background noise with nearly no sound reproduction" Well, they were right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsexydoug Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Would the classic parkway signs onto Dooley way be worthy of this thread ?Roughly summat along the lines of........ First sign "if lights aren't working no right turn permitted" Second sign at said lights as your about to turn right "if lights aren't working proceed with caution" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Shaw Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Surely apocryphal is the blow-torch labelled "Not for drying hair". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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