Hopman Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Something for the weekend? No not that! Something for the gardening aficionados out there: The Letter - one for the gardeners. An offer you can't refuse.- unless you're really thick skinned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I am a gardener, so thought this was very funny.Especially as I have bought a box of plant feed today from Wilkinsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Oh I absolutely loved that one, and the commendations at the end made it even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribe Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I get quite a few asking for my bank details , i think a pile of S*** is a good investment really .I always respond back with a few kindly words . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantaspook Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Hopman, That looked so much like a letter from the Readers Digest Pointless Promotions department that I am forwarding your name as a future employee. Really liked that one. As Shoeshine says, the commendations at the end just add that little bit extra, so I’ll add one of my own. “A delightfully dung-ho approach to letter writing” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopman Posted April 11, 2007 Author Share Posted April 11, 2007 A point of clarification with regard to two of the names mentioned. G. Stansfield was born above a fish and chip shop in Rochdale. She was better known under her stage name of Gracie Fields. "Paddy Kerm" can be re-arranged to "Pakky Derm" which is a close approximation to pachyderm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopman Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 I've had a reply! http://www.communitynet.org.uk/SFStoryArchive/1178708108.RTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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