lizzmobile Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 After we made love, he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body. You have to be one of the funniest women I have come across. I nearly died when I read this! *looks around for approaching chalk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 After we made love, he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body. that's what they do on TV when there's been a murder:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 that's what they do on TV when there's been a murder:confused: Yes, cressida, dont have sex ,man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon youve got to talk to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 that's what they do on TV when there's been a murder:confused: Yes, dear. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizzmobile Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Poor Cress, it is rather late and I feel her waning... (Famous Five/Railway Children accent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 it's because I'm tired and I want my warm bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizzmobile Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 ((((cressida)))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted May 3, 2007 Author Share Posted May 3, 2007 ((((cressida)))) what!!!!!!!!! Have I put my foot in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I was in the Co-op in Hillsborough ages ago and after paying at the till wandered past the notice board by the door where I was astounded to see a sign stating quite boldly 'Massage the rapist'!!! I thought to myself "I'd rather not if you don't mind". A double take soon revealed it to be advertising the services of a Massage Therapist. Oh the larks and giggles of a trip to the Co-op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacwelina Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 stomach is not usually done for digestive reasons Eh what? massaging the abdomen is especially good for digestive reasons Obviously if you have just eaten a big meal, may be not, that would just make you feel sick! but when I studied thai massage in particular, the stomach is the centre of your energy and emotion. Think about when you are upset and the sensitivity of your solar plexus, getting a 'knot' in your stomach etc. It isnt often massaged because it is a vulnerable area and a lot of people arent comfortable with somebody massaging their stomach. If you are going to do it though, make sure you go clockwise. Anti clockwise and you can make the person consipated. mm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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