The Monz Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 To stop a sailor from drowning! That's what my mamma told me, so it must be true. You are soooo wrong. My mum said you had to smash it to stop the witches using it for a boat and she would never lie to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubydazzler Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Loving that story scoop ... My mother always used to make us do it when I was a child. I'd actually almost forgotten about why until I saw Andy's post, but yet I always do it automatically anyway. I'm now going to have to remember to ask whether I used to tell the kids to do it when they were little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyannie Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 yes!!!!! thank you Andy...you are the first person ever to confirm to me that witches do indeed sail in soft-boiled egg shells if you dont smash them up (and I have had many wierd stares over the years as I carefully take anti witch action!). Maybe you can also answer my pressing question as to why it only counts on boiled eggs...I never feel the need to smash egg shells used in baking, or frying. Just looked it up and apparently it may stem from the following childrens rhyme: "Oh, never leave your egg-shells unbroken in the cup; Think of us poor sailor-men and always smash them up, For witches come and find them and sail away to sea, And make a lot of misery for mariners like me. They take them to the sea-shore and set them on the tide - A broom-stick for a paddle is all they have to guide And off they go to China or round the ports of Spain, To try and keep our sailing ships from coming home again. They call up all the tempests from Davy Jones's store, And blow us into waters where we haven't been before; And when the masts are falling in splinters on the wrecks, The witches climb the rigging and dance upon the decks. So never leave your egg-shells unbroken in the cup; Think of us poor sailor-men and always smash them up; For witches come and find them and sail away to sea, And make a lot of misery for mariners like me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Maybe you can also answer my pressing question as to why it only counts on boiled eggs...I never feel the need to smash egg shells used in baking, or frying. Are you mad:wow: There will be hundreds of witches sailg about in all the boats you have provided . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 I'm glad it's not just me. I casually mentioend this at work this morning and every single person in the office looked at me as though I was bonkers! At least if I am bonkers, I'm not alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monz Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 yes!!!!! thank you Andy...you are the first person ever to confirm to me that witches do indeed sail in soft-boiled egg shells if you dont smash them up (and I have had many wierd stares over the years as I carefully take anti witch action!). Maybe you can also answer my pressing question as to why it only counts on boiled eggs...I never feel the need to smash egg shells used in baking, or frying. Just looked it up and apparently it may stem from the following childrens rhyme: "Oh, never leave your egg-shells unbroken in the cup; Think of us poor sailor-men and always smash them up, For witches come and find them and sail away to sea, And make a lot of misery for mariners like me. They take them to the sea-shore and set them on the tide - A broom-stick for a paddle is all they have to guide And off they go to China or round the ports of Spain, To try and keep our sailing ships from coming home again. They call up all the tempests from Davy Jones's store, And blow us into waters where we haven't been before; And when the masts are falling in splinters on the wrecks, The witches climb the rigging and dance upon the decks. So never leave your egg-shells unbroken in the cup; Think of us poor sailor-men and always smash them up; For witches come and find them and sail away to sea, And make a lot of misery for mariners like me." I never knew where it came from, but thank you. I knew I was right all along smashing em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salster! Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I don't know any witches that use eggshells anymore. Why would they when they can fly a dyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoo gal Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I do - i pretend its someones head i hate and take great delight in smashing it in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaks Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 You must break the shell to bits, for fear The witches should make it a boat, my dear; For over the sea, away from home, Far by night the witches roam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sTaGeWaLkEr Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 But if you smash them then you can't draw faces on them and then grow cress for hair in the rest of the shell! Don't you think that as an intelligent thirty-something, you should be out of this habit by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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