Your Ten Commandments.

[Celestial]

I believe honesty and loyalty go a long way.

[upinwath]

I believe honesty and loyalty go a long way.

 

Serious time.

I agree but add to that be nice to people and smile.

 

The rest just fall into place after that.

[Longcol]

1. Never eat at a place called "Mamas"

2. Never play cards with a man named "Doc".

3. Sup yer ale.

4. Don't go courtin' on Ilkley Moor bah't t'at (kecks is optional among consenting parties).

5. Ban the Bomb (unless it's aimed at Leeds).

6. If tha does owt for nowt do it for thissen (if tha does it for any other daft sod charge double time).

7. Only covet your neighbours lass if she's fit (also see 4).

8. Or rich or owns a boozer (see 4 again, especially the optional kecks clause).

9. Thou shalt eyt fish 'n chips at least once a week for they sayeth it is the veritable ambrosia of the gods (or summat like that).

10. Don't let the b*st*rds grind you down.

[andrewchase]

Archer wrote. The Eleventh commandment. Thou shalt not get caught.

 

He put it better than you did to your everlasting shame.

 

To be fair, he may have elusidated it better but he was sheeite at living the principle

[happyhippy]

MEN:

 

if you decide to go for a drink after work DON'T tell your wife/girlfriend/significant other that you are on your way back at 6pm because you are sooooooo not. we don't actually care that you have gone out but tell us the REAL time you will be back instead of letting us sit worrying that you said you were on your way back and FIVE hours later you're NOT.

 

To clarify:

 

thou must have the bottle to tell your other half you want to get pished and stay out all night

 

Believe me, this applies to women too ...........

[cressida]

Thou shalt not cheat at cards

[pleathwood]

1) Captialist profits are not allowed, and should be invested into the community.

2) Annual bonuses should not be above the average wage (a real kick in the teeth for those people who get an additional £300,000 a year).

3) Work should not start till 11 in the morning so every one can lie in.

4) Interest rates above inflation are illegal.

5) Insurance companies are the devil and you shall worship no false idols. (This will be expanded to include all boy/girl bands)

[pleathwood]

MEN:

 

if you decide to go for a drink after work DON'T tell your wife/girlfriend/significant other that you are on your way back at 6pm because you are sooooooo not. we don't actually care that you have gone out but tell us the REAL time you will be back instead of letting us sit worrying that you said you were on your way back and FIVE hours later you're NOT.

 

To clarify:

 

thou must have the bottle to tell your other half you want to get pished and stay out all night

 

what time is 'when the beer or money runs out?'

[spinac]

Thou shalt continue old SF threads rather than starting anew when prompted ...

 

Ever come across the Ten Indian Commandments?

 

1. Remain close to the Great Spirit.

 

2. Show great respect for your fellow beings.

 

3. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed.

 

4. Be truthful and honest at all times.

 

5. Do what you know to be right.

 

6. Look after the well being of mind and body.

 

7. Treat the earth and all that dwell there on with respect.

 

8. Take full responsibility for your actions.

 

9. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good.

 

10. Work together for the benefit of all man kind.

 

http://art-canyon.com/motivational/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/the-ten-indian-commandments.jpg

 

It's not a bad list.

[spinac]

Here's my 10 commandments ...

 

1. Appreciate What You Have

2. Look The Part

3. Feel Great

4. Make Others Feel Great

5. Stay Safe

6. Stay Healthy

7. Stay Fit

8. Study Hard

9. Work Hard

10. Relax

 

Must get to work on following 'em ...