Squiggs Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Earlier this year, some builder got my number, only to give it to his mate. He suggested we go to, wait for it........Meadowhall, window shopping! What a joke, very romantic, besides it's a well known fact that when Rachael shops, RACHAEL BUYS. Oh yeah, I declined his oh so not very generous offer of a date! Oh well,pleanty more fish in the sea, I'm just going off to get my rod, he he ! He might have been tryijng too hard. As a bloke, going traipsing looking at stuff in meadowhell is my idea of absolute hell. Maybe he thought that was what all women like doing, and..well... he might have thought he was being magnanimous (sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asaw Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Went out with this girl wanted to get pregnant asap wasn't bothered who the father was. Touch and barge pole came to mind also she stank like an ash tray. Suprisingly made the date at my divorce party:gag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logiebaird Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sheep really........ guaranteed a lay but the conversation lacks a bit........Thats what the sheep said anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Went out with this girl wanted to get pregnant asap wasn't bothered who the father was. Touch and barge pole came to mind also she stank like an ash tray. Suprisingly made the date at my divorce partyThat reminds me of a girl I met at my divorce party earlier this year. Talk about bunny boiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Rock Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 A few years ago a bloke took me to a gig in London, he was great but then Bon Jovi appeared out of the shadows and whisked me off into the night, I couldn't really turn him down could I? I never saw the date again, but Bon Jovi flew me home in his private helicopter and then kept pestering me to see me again and again and he got on my nerves - he even wrote a stupid song called 'Always' about me, so I dumped him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonS Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 A few years ago a bloke took me to a gig in London, he was great but then Bon Jovi appeared out of the shadows and whisked me off into the night, I couldn't really turn him down could I? I never saw the date again, but Bon Jovi flew me home in his private helicopter and then kept pestering me to see me again and again and he got on my nerves - he even wrote a stupid song called 'Always' about me, so I dumped him. :hihi::hihi: Maybe one day fate will lead you back into the arms of your original date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdnaKrabappe Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 God where do i start? Probably one with a hunchback who'd omitted to tell me Placewise - with someone who is a very much loved friend now - he took me to Greggs! I thought we'd at least go to a nice sandwich shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Rock Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 nah, you've got a great imagination though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuwarrior51 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 how does someone with a hunchback "omit" that detail.....??? surely you would SEE that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdnaKrabappe Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 how does someone with a hunchback "omit" that detail.....??? surely you would SEE that?? Well obviously i did once i was on the date. Beware internet dating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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