Jackdanny Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Does any one know if any restaurant in sheffield does ostrich burgers other than the dam house? They put them on the new menu last month and I just want to compare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feargal Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 What's the point in comparing? According to your previous posts on the subject, no-one does anything as good as the Dam House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upinwath Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 What's the point in comparing? According to your previous posts on the subject, no-one does anything as good as the Dam House. I'm taking a shot that the op has an interest in the dam house looking at the link in his sig. Maybe it's a bit of sly advertising for the place but who cares. Good luck to him if that's what it is. A thread like this may even open up a bit of interest on unusual foods in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilRathbon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 I'm sticking my head in the sand with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upinwath Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down, the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says, "I'll have a beer," The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there." That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibertyBell Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down, the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says, "I'll have a beer," The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there." That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs there is a rude version of that joke involving a cat but let's not go there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecanary Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Haven't come across anywhere in Sheffield, but if you're prepared to wait a few months, my husband swears by the ones at Lincoln Christmas market.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upinwath Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 there is a rude version of that joke involving a cat but let's not go there Mrs Slowcums pussy or some variation on the theme I expect. PS there is a mobile catering van that does the special markets (seen it in rotherham) selling the bird burgers and a egg sandwich you need a very large breadcake for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Praline Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Mrs Slowcums pussy or some variation on the theme I expect. Actually, if I remember correctly, the bloke has with him a young lady who owns a cat that refuses to buy any drinks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackdanny Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 What's the point in comparing? According to your previous posts on the subject, no-one does anything as good as the Dam House. You've been then? No honest I really want to know, what ever my conection to t' dam house. Any body else know of places to eat unusual foods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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