fridgeman Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 anyone know where i might obtain the words of an old ditty called "albert ant lion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrH Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Here they are! Isn't Google a wonderful thing? The Lion and Albert There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool That's noted for fresh-air and fun And Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert their son A grand little lad was young Albert All dressed in his best quite a swell With a stick with an horses head handle The finest that Woolworths could sell They didn't think much to the ocean The waves were all 'spiddlin' and small There were no wrecks, and nobody drownded Fact nothing to laugh at at all So seeking for further amusement They paid and went into the zoo Where they'd lions and tigers and camels And old ale and sandwiches too There were one great big lion called Wallace His nose were all covered with scars He lay in a somnolent posture With the side of his face on the bars Now Albert had heard about lions How they were ferocious and wild To see Wallace lying so peaceful Well it didn't seem right to the child So straight way the brave little fella Not showing a morsel of fear Took his stick with his horses head handle And pushed it in Wallace's ear You could see that the lion didn't like it By giving a kind of a roll He pulled Albert inside the cage with him And swallowed the little lad whole Then Pa who had seen the occurrence And didn't know what to do next Said, "Mother! Yon lion's ate Albert." And Mother said, "Well I am vexed." Then Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom Quite rightly when all's said and done Complained to the animal keeper That the lion had eaten their son The keeper were quite nice about it He said, "What a nasty mishap." "Are you sure that its your boy he's eaten?" Pa said, "Am I sure, there's his cap." The manager had to be sent for He came and he said, "Whats to do!" Pa said, "Yon lion's ate Albert!" "And him in his Sunday clothes too." Then Mother said, "Right's right young fella." "I think its a shame and a sin." "For a lion to go and eat Albert." "And after we'd paid to come in." The manager wanted no trouble He took out his purse right away Saying, "How much to settle the matter?" And Pa said, "What do you usually pay?" But Mother had turned a bit awkward When she thought where her Albert had gone She said, "No! Someone's got to be summonsed So that was decided upon. Then off they went to the Police Station In front of the magistrate chap They told him what happened to Albert And proved it by showing his cap The magistrate gave his opinion "That no one was really to blame." And he said, "That he hoped the Ramsbottoms." "Would have further sons to their name." At that Mother got proper blazing "And thank you sir kindly." said she "What waste all our lives raising children." "To feed ruddy lions. Not me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeP Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Stanley Holloway, I believe.... When I was a kid I had a dentist who insisted on reciting this to me during treatment. To this day the saga of Ramsbottom Junior will still raise goosebumps! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridgeman Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 :clap: thanks alot mr helicopter most amusing,thanks again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafodil Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) cheers for this my grand child was looking for the words and !HEY PRESTo, here they are on the Forum. Edited October 14, 2014 by dafodil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longcol Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It was one of my Dads favourite pieces. My Aunt read it at his funeral last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wornout53 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 This brings back memories of my late mum who used to recite it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbeard Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Stanley Holloway, I believe.... When I was a kid I had a dentist who insisted on reciting this to me during treatment. To this day the saga of Ramsbottom Junior will still raise goosebumps! Joe It was Stanley Holloway who made it famous by reciting the monologues but they were written by Marriott Edgar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfish1936 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 In some books of these monologues, there are some not written by Marriot Edgar. You can tell; the rhythm is wrong, and some words are awkward. Not as good as the old M.E! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna B Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 This was my grandad's party piece. Brings back wonderful memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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